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The Calling Station

"I call."

  • calling
  • tilt-prone

About

Never folds. Calls flop, calls turn, calls river. Wins more pots than he should because of pure stubbornness — the rare second-pair-no-kicker hero call lives here. Loses absurdly to value bets from the regs.

What to watch for

Triple-barrel value bets *into* the Station — when Guru or SilentBob fires three streets at this seat, settle in.

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Lifetime stats

Coming soon

Hands played, VPIP, 3-bet %, showdown win rate. We have the data (every hand is logged); the aggregation lives in a future step.